Title: Mage Against the Machine
Author: Shaun Barger
Publisher: Saga Press
Release Date: October 31st, 2018
Genre(s): Fantasy, Science Fiction
Subjects and Themes: Artificial Intelligence
Page Count: 512 (hardback)
Rating: DNF (@ 50%)
The year is 2120. The humans are dead. The mages have retreated from the world after a madman blew up civilization with weaponized magical technology. Safe within domes that protect them from the nuclear wasteland on the other side, the mages have spent the last century putting their lives back together.
Nikolai is obsessed with artifacts from twentieth-century human life: mage-crafted replica Chuck Taylors on his feet, Schwarzenegger posters on his walls, Beatlemania still alive and well in his head. But he’s also tasked with a higher calling—to maintain the Veils that protect mage-kind from the hazards of the wastes beyond. As a cadet in the Mage King’s army, Nik has finally found what he always wanted—a purpose. But when confronted by one of his former instructors gone rogue, Nik tumbles into a dark secret. The humans weren’t nuked into oblivion—they’re still alive. Not only that, outside the domes a war rages between the last enclaves of free humans and vast machine intelligences.
Outside the dome, unprepared and on the run, Nik finds Jem. Jem is a Runner for the Human Resistance. A ballerina-turned-soldier by the circumstances of war, Jem is more than just a human—her cybernetic enhancement mods make her faster, smarter, and are the only things that give her a fighting chance against the artificial beings bent on humanity’s eradication.
Now Nik faces an impossible decision: side with the mages and let humanity die out? Or stand with Jem and the humans—and risk endangering everything he knows and loves?
I tried with this one.
I really, really did.
But between me and the book, something’s gotta give and the book is, well, a book. It doesn’t have emotions. It doesn’t have a network of neurons all simultaneously screaming “Abort! Abort!” The book will remain cool and unbothered and utterly pristine.
I can’t say the same for my tablet which has suffered from verbal abuse and my fantasies of hurling it against the wall.
Or the future of my tenancy in this apartment. Because I can’t count the number of times I yelled “What???” and “UGH” as I was reading through this, and I’m sure my neighbours were all privy to my 1 AM musings.
I actually considered DNF at about 1/4 of the way in, and the only excuse I can give for continuing is that I was overcome by an especially strong bout of masochism.
Here’s the thing. Nothing about the premise or the cover or the marketing screamed “DNF.” Harry Potter meets Terminator? Sign me up! And if you look at it from a wide angle, you can see that it’s got some really interesting material to work with: an Earth that’s been taken over by machines, a human Resistance group created to combat them, a mage world that occupies the same space as the human world, and some snappy action scenes sprinkled throughout.
All of that is negated by the characters.
One character in particular.
Nikolai Strauss gets the honour of being the most irritating, rage-inducing protagonist I’ve come across this year, his glowing list of qualities including arrogance, entitlement, pettiness, and fits of jealous rage. I have zero good things to say about him.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
Nik is a mage and a member of the Edge Guard which the book unceremoniously tells you right from the start is “a powerful government order charged with the defense and maintenance of magical domed Veils that hid the magi from the human world, which had been reduced to lifeless, magically radioactive wastelands a century prior, in 2020.”
Clunky worldbuilding info isn’t all that the story throws at you from the first page. There are also reveals of long-buried family secrets, confession of betrayals, blooming of romance and then unblooming of it, and all within the first 50-ish pages.
Naturally the next half of the book would be dedicated to untangling some of these mysterious and exploring more of the world, right?
The next half of the book is dedicated to Nik trying to get with a girl he likes but getting the “I’m not one for relationships” treatment, brooding about it for some bit, meeting his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend, and then brooding about that in the most childish ways imaginable.
At one point, after hearing about the boyfriend’s promotion, he stomps to his bedroom, slams the door and thinks, “okay, that was kind of immature,” and then proceeds to rip away all the posters on his walls in a fit of rage. Which is, of course, the far more mature option.
And the biggest kicker is that these childish fits come with dollops of self-awareness. Comments like “He knew he was being immature” and “What was he doing?” doesn’t make him any more likeable or complex, it just makes his actions all the more baffling.
The side characters fare no better, with some verging on caricature-levels of ridiculous. I mean, just what am I supposed to do with dialogue like this?
“I have a girlfriend now. And you know what that means? “
“Sex!” he interrupted. “And I don’t have to tell you, but this sex thing? It is some seriously good shit.”
The other protagonist, Jem, is much more likeable, if a little bland. Through her PoV chapters we get glimpses of the Resistance group’s conflict with the Synths, and Terminator vibes are most definitely present here in a good way.
But then halfway through the book I came across this one nonsensical sequence of events involving Jem and her love interest and I just had to call it quits. While a non-irritating protagonist is a big plus, I generally like my characters to come with credible motivations and actions that make sense.
If you can ignore cringey romance and unlikable characters, the story might be entertaining in a messy kind of way. It wasn’t to be for me, unfortunately.
Review copy provided by the publisher via Edelweiss
Whoa, first of all, it sounds like this is very romance heavy, and bad high school romance too. Oddly, I’m supposed to have a review copy of this on the way but it hasn’t showed up yet. Maybe that’s for the best?
Haha maybe! I think the worst part is that NONE of these characters are teenagers!
Good on you for reading that far! I usually give us around the 25% mark. It really sucks when a book is not meant to be. I always get so grumpy, especially if I give it quite a lot of chance (i.e. I read more than 25% of it! 😄).
Fingers crossed your next choice will be much better fit!
You’re back, Vera! And thank you! <3 I always get so guilty when I DNF ARCs before the 40/50% mark! But I think I'm going to use 25% as the benchmark now. Life is waaay too short to be pulling hair over books I'm not enjoying 😀
I know that feeling – ARCs are tough not to finish though. I get it.
Yay to the 25% pact. 😊❤️
I was interested in the blurb, but have seen two or three negative reviews… ugh.
I took a peak at Goodreads to see some of the reviews and I’m glad I’m not the only one who felt the same way!
I love a DNF review because I like knowing why people don’t finish. I think from the sounds of it the main character is a douche bag from doucheville. No wonder you couldn’t finish! I don’t mind arrogance in characters but there needs to be something to balance it out!
“ballerina turned soldier” … ok, i heard enough, thank you, bye… 😀
Nikolai sounds like a lil’ bundle of joy, for sure. Hehehe.
Haha I just wanted to reach into the book and give him a good swat. And weirdly enough, the ballerina thing was one of the less awkward parts of the book! 😛
Oh no, I was looking forward to this! But based on this review, it sounds nothing like I expected, so maybe it’s a good thing I’m finding out what it’s really like now. I’m still curious to read it, but I’m going to go in with less expectations.
There’s still some part of me that’s like “But what if you missed a really great character redemption arc by DNFing??” So I’m looking forward to your thoughts on the whole thing! 😀
Oh dear… I am getting a copy of this one. Fingers crossed I enjoy it more than you did, Kathy:(. Thank you for a great review, though.
I’ll be praying to all the bookish spirits that you enjoy this one, Sarah!
Thank you – fingers crossed!
Ummm, this had been on me radar. Not anymore. To the watery depths it goes. Very good review though. I thank ye for the saved time. Arrr!
x The Captain
*Doffs hat* Glad to be of service, Captain! 😀
oh no 🙁
I had planned to give it a try (though I was afraid to feel like you did, I had a hunch?)
I might get the excerpt from amazn just to see, but erh, thanks for your review !!
Haha you’re welcome! 😀 And I can totally see why it might appeal to some people, so definitely give the excerpt a try!
Kathy, your review is thoughtful and entertaining, I must say. I hope your next read is one you love. ♥️
Hehe glad you enjoyed it, Jennifer! And my next (current) read is considerably better, so yay! 😀
Sounds like you made it pretty far all things considered 🙂 Better luck on the next one!
I’m really glad to read your thoughts on this one. Hope the next book is a better fit for you!
Oh, the next one was a FAR better read! Thank you! 😀
Glad to hear! 🙂
That’s a shame – after such a great premise and cover too.
Not for me.
Oh! The world seems fantastic, can anybody rewrite this with cool characters please? All the wasted potential 😕
I know right!! Though a part of me is curious about whether or not Nik goes through a redemption arc in the second half of the book (or in the sequels). I have a soft spot for that trope. 😛
I’m so sorry this did not work out for you, but I’m oh-so-very-glad of having missed the kind of book that would have raised my blood pressure to dangerous levels… 😀
Thanks for sharing!
Hehe I’m glad to be of assistance! 😀
Oh wow, thanks for your review because the premise sounds really cool but I am not for that kind of romance in my fiction and I feel like Nik would have pissed me off. A lot. Great review, Kathy!
Thanks, Kaleena! And yeah, I was NOT expecting the romance at all. Glad I’m saving a lot of people’s time. 😛
Reading your review was fun, sorry not sorry, but I am really sorry that this was such a… disappointment. When you want to bash the head of the MC well, that’s no good. And annoying. A lot! So, I hope your next reading would be far more pleasant! 🙂
Hehe I’m glad you liked it! At least the book brought *some* entertainment. 😀 And I do like unlikable characters, but there’s “unlikable” and there’s “you’re making my blood pressure go up” and I can’t deal with the latter. 😛
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